Well, since that's the case, may I offer one fabulous pool float into the running as a potential front runner for your purchasing power? The Frontgate Flow Pool Float looks like a bean bag chair and it lights up. Do you need to know anything else? The correct answer is: NO GIRL DUH!
Let's look at some pictures!
Here it is in its natural form:
And here it is out in the wild:
which means it must be hella durable, right? Not like the unicorn float I bought at Drag Con last year and immediately deflated when I sat in it! It cost $9.99; I shoulda known!
And when you're done buying this one — might I suggest the inflatable hunk pool float? He's just so handsome! And helpful!
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