Thanksgiving is the perfect time to post a fire Instagram. You're with your family and friends, you're all dressed up with nowhere to go but the living room, and there are endless opportunities to get that sexy, overhead food porn shot bloggers are always posting. But once you do get the right pic, who has time to think of a witty caption?
Save yourself the headache of trying to think of something funny to say and borrow inspo from this list. You can spend your precious time on something more important, like going back for seconds, and thank me later.
Butterballin' on a budget.
Hope your Thanksgiving is as nice as your butt.
Clear eyes, full stomachs, can't lose.
If you can button your pants after eating today, you did it wrong.
FACT: You can't answer your family's questions if you always have food in your mouth.
Already thinking about the leftovers.
"You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas." — Joey, Friends
"Better Thanksgiving than never." - Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl
"It's not too much food. This is what we've been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour." - Lorelai Gilmore
Just thankful we have enough wine.
Is gravy a carb?
Just keep eating. Just keep eating.
Show me the turkey.
Gobble 'til you wobble.
You miss 100% of the leftovers you don't eat.
I could stop eating now, but I'm not a quitter.
Eat hard, nap harder.
Stuffing is the glue that holds this family together.
If you need me, I'll be on the couch for the next 48 hours.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except people who eat turkey without gravy.
These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.
Thankful for family, food, and Peter Kavinsky.
Imma let you finish, but my mom made the best Thanksgiving dinner of all time.
Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
Update: We got cranberry sauced.
PSA: Carbs don't count on Thanksgiving. (You're welcome!)
Okay fam let's get this bread.
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