As part of Neiman Marcus's 2018 "Fantasy Gifts" program, you can now get a custom candy wall installed in your home. Yes, for the low, low price of $325,000, you get yourself a buttload of beautiful candy.
Well, OK, to be fair, you don't just pay $325,000 and someone comes to install a wall for candy storage in your home. It's a bit more involved than that.
Firstly, you (yes, you — you're the one who paid, like, half a million dollars for this!!) and three friends will be flown first-class to the Italian Riviera, where you'll tour, eat, and do a whole bunch of other 'grammable things. Then, alongside the Sugarfina founders, you'll go to their Genoa factory.
But wait, there's more (you've only gotten $100,000-worth by this point, no?)! "The guests of honor will enjoy a behind the scenes tour to see how the magic is made, followed by a working session with the creators to craft custom candy flavors," the Neiman Marcus press release explains. "When the time comes to say ciao, know the fun is just getting started. Back home, candy — your bespoke flavors included — will arrive for up to three years, amounting to about one million pieces all together."
"Because all that candy has to go somewhere," the announcement continues, " a candy bar will be installed in the recipient’s home and stocked with his or her favorite Sugarfina candies. It’s truly a sweet deal."
Before you go ahead and decide you're all in on this, please note you are only allowed to purchase this Fantasy Gift one time over. Did you hear me? I said, you may only spend $325,000 of your money here once. Go do something else with the rest! Go get a never-ending chocolate Slip 'n' Slide at home or something! You are so rich and classy!!
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