Susan Miller, known for her popular — and eerily dead-on — monthly horoscopes at , has created this handy little guide for next time you can't decide what to order.
Drink: Venti Red Eye Coffee
If you're an Aries, you need something that can keep up with your ass-kicking personality. A red eye coffee combines the average buzz of an ordinary cup of Joe with an extra something from espresso, which is why throwing back a venti one of these is the best way to keep you going. Never mind all that extra whipped cream, chocolate drizzle, or caramel sauce — you need your caffeine and you need it, stat.
Drink: Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccino
A Taurus loves chocolate and anything indulgent because it catches her attention, says Miller. As the card-carrying foodie of the zodiac, you'd take any opportunity you can get to consume something super delicious and sweet. So, a dessert drink like this one perfectly reflects your innermost desire to be the next big cooking star and, well, eat lots of chocolate.
Drink: Newest Frappuccino on the menu
You're the curious and youthful kid at heart, and love being that person who gets to say they've tried something before anyone else. You believe that the best gift you can get your friends is the news, so a part of you feels morally obligated to report back to them on whether the cinnamon roll- or s'mores-flavor Frappuccinos are really as amazing as they sound.
Drink: Vanilla Latte
Cancers — aka the — crave vanilla because the rich, cozy aroma brings back childhood memories of their own moms baking up a storm and ogling together over old Jimmy Stewart flicks. More so than any other drink on the menu, Miller believes the combination of vanilla with creamy milk instantly gives off an all-around feeling of warmth and will best compliment your nurturing nature.
Drink: Caramel Macchiato
Spunky, creative, and theatrical Leos aren't known to abide by the rules, but they most certainly abide by their sweet tooth, says Miller. A normal iced coffee just wouldn't cut it for your specific tastes. But a macchiato with silky caramel drizzle on top is a luxurious treat, something that Leos can't get enough of and need in order to live up to their oh-so-sophisticated lifestyle.
Drink: Iced Green Tea
If you're a Virgo, chances are right now, you're in the middle of running your eighth errand of the day or about the hit up the gym for a serious sweat fest — eerily dead-on, right? As the sign of health and nutrition, you are very aware of what you're putting into your body and do your best to stray away from the ice cream carton that seems to always be calling your name. An iced green tea is the best drink to support your active lifestyle, and keep you as fresh and lean as you look and feel.
Drink: Pumpkin Spice Latte
Susan says Libras are all about surrounding themselves with rich colors, romance, and au naturel beauty, which explains why they love the mood of autumn so much. Because you're obsessed with fall — well, more than any other zodiac sign, at least — you treasure the classic flavor and use each spicy sip to channel those warm 'n fuzzy feelings back into your life ... oh, and the whipped cream to satisfy your endless sugar cravings, of course.
Drink: Passion Tea
This one is pretty much a given. Passion tea's red hue certainly explains why it's absolutely the best drink for you wild Scorpios out there. Your strong senses will pick up on the subtle hibiscus, apple, and lemon grass infusions, while other signs probably wouldn't detect these flavors at all. In other words, you'll enjoy the fact that you know something everyone else doesn't because, duh, everything's a competition.
Drink: Flat White
Basically, you're the zodiac's ultimate Indiana Jones. That's why a flat white, a drink originated in Australia, is especially enticing to you and speaks to your love of all things traveling and foreign, says Susan. The drink's velvety consistency makes it ideal for sipping on leisurely while cracking open a best seller or thinking about all the crazy experiences you've had — two of your favorite things to do when unwinding in between jet-setting adventures.
Drink: Espresso Shot
In order to fit everything into your hectic schedule, Capricorns need something that is short, not so sweet, and to the point. Because your ruler is Saturn, you always feel like you are running out of time and want a coffee drink that will "get the job done" quickly. An espresso shot is a non-fussy drink that can get you out the door and give you Superman-like powers to succeed with your next big project.
Drink: London Fog
A what? London Fog: earl gray tea, milk, vanilla, and a drizzle of honey. You might've never heard about it before because it's not on the menu, but that's exactly the reason you'll love it. You, more than any other sign, are fascinated by the unexpected flavors of the and get excited from finding something that no one has ever discovered. Plus, you are a huge fan of all things organic and health-conscious, so you'll appreciate combining these natural ingredients. One thing is for sure: You would never consider something so mainstream like a pumpkin spice or skinny vanilla latte. It's too popular for your liking.
Drink: Oprah Chai
A cup of chai does wonders for a Pisces' intuitive nature and your passion for the meditative Eastern philosophies, says Susan. Plus, the spices will further inspire your emotional intelligence (hellooooo, Oprah) and shameless personality, while the temperature of the beverage will help keep your soul as warm and as spiritual as the stars had originally designed it to be. To put it a lot more bluntly, namaste and cheers.