As the Lannisters, mother of dragons Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow and the Night King duke it out to rule Westeros in the final season of Game of Thrones, you can bask in the relative comfort of having your very own Iron Throne without having to unleash dragons or kill anyone. In fact, you can keep it right where you do some of your best thinking, upgrading your porcelain throne to one worthy of George R. R. Martin himself. Etsy seller WorldFactoryDesign is cashing in on the anticipation surrounding the show—which debuts its final season on April 14 at 9 p.m. EST on HBO—with a series of GoT-inspired decals, specifically designed to trick out your toilet.
The vinyl decal comes in two sizes—one range of swords in a "regular" size that's 22 inches tall, and one that stretches 30 inches toward your ceiling, in case the standard array of faux-swords surrounding your toilet feels a little too understated for your taste. You can get the decal in black, silver, gold, or copper, and WorldFactoryDesign has even created a custom version fitted to a toddler's potty-training toilet.
The show's still weeks away from its premiere, but these decals are already hotter than Drogon's breath: As of the time of this post, 11 people had them in their cart to buy, and 1,606 people had favorited the design. Reviewers—of which there are 1,691, giving WorldFactoryDesign a 5-star average—have overwhelming praise for the final product, saying the shipping was fast and that it was relatively easy to put up.
And, for the true GoT diehards, it's the perfect way to match your dog's bed (because yes, an Iron Throne version of that exists too), and it can overlook a triptych of the lands you've yet to conquer as you ponder who the merciless showrunners will kill off next. Because just as surely as winter's coming, you know that will happen, too.
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